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Review: Bad Moms

Posted September 22, 2016 by Rowena in Reviews | 10 Comments

Bad Moms
Starring: Mila Kunis, Kristen Bell, Kathryn Hahn, Jay Hernandez
Director: Jon Lucas, Scott Moore
Release Date: July 29, 2016
Rating: R
Run Time: 100 minutes
Movie Type: Comedy

Amy (Mila Kunis) has a great husband, overachieving children, beautiful home and successful career. Unfortunately, she’s also overworked, exhausted and ready to snap. Fed up, she joins forces with two other stressed-out mothers (Kristen Bell, Kathryn Hahn) to get away from daily life and conventional responsibilities. As the gals go wild with their newfound freedom, they set themselves up for the ultimate showdown with PTA queen bee Gwendolyn and her clique of seemingly perfect moms.

I’m not going to get into what this movie was about since the synopsis that I included sums it up pretty nicely. I’m going to just jump into my thoughts on this movie.

I liked it.

I don’t know if I enjoyed it as much as I did because I’m a Mom (a bad Mom at that) or what, but I laughed a great deal during this entire movie. My favorite quote of the movie was this one from Bad Mom Carla:

“I say we go punch that chick right in the tits.”

I’ve used this saying so many times since I’ve seen this movie that my daughter just rolls her eyes and finishes for me, “I know, you want to punch her in the tits.” Super Mom, that’s me.

This is one of those movies that doesn’t take itself too seriously. The actors were great, they delivered their lines perfectly and the jokes just kept right on coming. The love interest was probably the weakest part of the movie since it didn’t feel like it was necessary though Jay Hernandez looked damn good as the love interest.

The overall message of the movie is that it’s okay to not be the perfect Mom. Who cares if you bring store bought desserts for the bake sale? Who cares if you don’t make your kids a homemade lunch every day? As long as you’re raising great kids and not little assholes, you’re still winning. 🙂

Grade: 4 out of 5


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Review: Me Before You

Posted August 11, 2016 by Rowena in Reviews | 10 Comments

Me Before You
Starring: Emilia Clarke, Sam Claflin, Janet McTeer
Director: Thea Sharrock
Release Date: June 3, 2016
Rating: PG-13
Run Time: 110 minutes
Movie Type: Drama, Romance

Young and quirky Louisa “Lou” Clark (Emilia Clarke) moves from one job to the next to help her family make ends meet. Her cheerful attitude is put to the test when she becomes a caregiver for Will Traynor (Sam Claflin), a wealthy young banker left paralyzed from an accident two years earlier. Will’s cynical outlook starts to change when Louisa shows him that life is worth living. As their bond deepens, their lives and hearts change in ways neither one could have imagined.

Last year, my book club read this book for a discussion and I was not okay after finishing the book. I had so many things to gripe about when discussing the book. Mostly, this book made me sad and it depressed the hell out of me and I ugly cried through most of the story so when we heard that the book was being turned into a movie, we were all adamant about not wanting to watch it. We’re a bunch of romantics and we need that happily ever after and the ending for this book? I can’t even talk about it.

So weeks passed after our discussion and news about the movie starting pouring onto our FB feeds and on the blogs that I read every day. I heard that Khaleesi was cast as Lou Clark and Finnick from the Hunger Games was cast as Will freaking Traynor. Enough time had passed that I forgot about how depressing the book was that I messaged the movie trailer to my book club friends and asked, “Who’s in?”

Of course everyone was in because hello? Khaleesi and Finnick together on screen? We’re so there for that, only we couldn’t get our schedules to line up properly to go and see the movie together that I ended up seeing it for the first time with my daughter and all of her friends (my nieces and nephew). What’s funny is that we took my nephew along with us to see the movie because he wanted to spend some time with us before leaving to play football at Louisville and we took him to see this movie. Ha! He was the only guy with us and he’s this big hulking football player and he was sitting in the back of the theater with us while we ugly cried our way through this movie.

There was a lot of ugly crying going on too.

Enough time had passed that I didn’t remember all of the details from the book but the big things that I did remember made it onto the movie and I ate it all up.

So Louisa Clark is a quirky young woman who just lost her job at the town cafe when it closes down and she’s in the market for a new job. Her father just got laid off so she starts to feel a bit of pressure to find a new job to help her family stay afloat. She lands a job as a caretaker for a paralyzed banker named Will Traynor and her nerves and sparkling personality are sorely tested with each passing day of her new job. Will is a complete bore and she starts to dread going to work but eventually, things start to turn around for her when her and Will strike up an unexpected friendship. It’s not a perfect friendship but Will is completely different from anyone she’s ever met (not just because he’s rich) and she’s charmed with what she’s starting to learn about him.

Will has a big secret that he doesn’t talk about and when Lou finds out about it, she’s heartbroken. She doesn’t know how to help him or change his mind but that doesn’t stop her from trying.

I really enjoyed Emelia Clarke as Lou. She brought Lou’s sparkling personality and cheerful disposition to life so wonderfully that I was thoroughly charmed with Lou’s character all over again. I loved seeing the bumble be tights and the look of pure bliss on Lou’s face when she got them.

Sam Claflin as Will Traynor was another fantastic casting. I really liked his surly temperament and loved the way that his feelings for Lou changed and grew. I loved seeing his feelings for her grow. It was one thing to see the change come over him while reading the book but seeing it on the big screen was just great.

There wasn’t a thing that I didn’t like about this movie (hell, I was even okay in the end). The acting, the humor, the scenery, the music. It all completely worked for me that I went and saw it again two more times in the theater.

So while this movie had me looking like this throughout most of it:


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I ended up feeling like this afterward because that ending scene with Lou? I loved it:


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Grade: 5 out of 5


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Review: Jason Bourne

Posted August 9, 2016 by Rowena in Reviews | 4 Comments

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Starring: Matt Damon, Julia Stiles, Tommy Lee Jones, Alicia Vikander
Director: Paul Greengrass
Release Date: July 29, 2016
Rating: PG-13
Run Time: 123 minutes
Movie Type: Action, Thriller

It’s been 10 years since Jason Bourne (Matt Damon) walked away from the agency that trained him to become a deadly weapon. Hoping to draw him out of the shadows, CIA director Robert Dewey assigns hacker and counterinsurgency expert Heather Lee to find him. Lee suspects that former operative Nicky Parsons is also looking for him. As she begins tracking the duo, Bourne finds himself back in action battling a sinister network that utilizes terror and technology to maintain unchecked power.

I’ve been pretty anxious to watch this movie because I have loved all of the Jason Bourne movies and I’ve been low key shipping Jason Bourne with Nikki Parsons since way back when. I should have known better because these are not romance novels or even romantic comedies, these movies pack the action and the suspense in and while I did end up enjoying the movie, I was a bit bummed by what happened pretty early on.

So the movie starts off with a bunch of action scenes and I was immediately drawn into the latest web surrounding, Jason Bourne. Nikki Parsons has some news that she thinks Jason should know and she risks her life to get that information to him…now I’m not going to lie. I’m going to hide this part of my review because there’s a huge spoiler in it. Enter at your own risk:

***MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD! HIGHLIGHT TO READ!***

I almost got up and walked out when that stuff went down with Nikki and Jason in the very beginning. I have been a shipper of those two from the very first movie and I’m so bummed that my ship sunk in spectacular fashion. *sigh* R.I.P. Nikki Parsons.

The show must go on and it really did. Bourne was on a mission to get some answers and to once again take down the bad guys who are big bad bullies hiding behind the US Government.

This movie packed an action packed punch and I thought it was another fantastic Bourne movie. The pacing was great, the action was intense and Matt Damon shines in my favorite role of his. One thing that really stood out to me was how grown Damon is. He’s really aged since the first movie and that was pronounced in this movie but only freaking Matt Damon can age really, really freaking well. Older Bourne is just as hot and sexy as younger Bourne was and I was all about him in this movie.

Overall, I was a fan of pretty much everything in this movie except Heather Lee. She can go and suck a something bad. Still, this was a great movie and a great addition to the Bourne movies. I definitely recommend.

Grade: 4 out of 5


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